I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Did you know? . You already know!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +42

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

thumb_up thumb_down +36

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

thumb_up thumb_down +36

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

they told me not to write here but i did

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops