My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I have aids

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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