what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Women's rights

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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