- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

su algato es en fuego

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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