Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Your mums a potato

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Asians.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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