- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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