What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

knock knock Dave's not here.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

they told me not to write here but i did

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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