what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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