- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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