- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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