- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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