What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Mahmy

8===D

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Cripples are lame.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Women's rights.

go F*** yourself

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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