What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

sucks Syntax...

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

homosexual

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

* anti-punchline

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Politics

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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