Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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