- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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