- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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