What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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adam hodgson !

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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