- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

poopy is poopy

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Jersey Shore.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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