- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

whats 7+4? 74

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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