You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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