- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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