why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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