- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

I named my son ps2 controller

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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