- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why didn't he finish his

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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