Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Emily Walker.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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