- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

dry handjob

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

oh hey.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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