- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

I like that, but why am I happy?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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