Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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