- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

MRLSIXBWBSOVODKSHAIFKQJXIGJNRMWKSJDIVIVKEBWBEBKGKBODJWBEBJRRKFOBPBPDJWVECTNYLLNNIFUDJEBWKSOXOVOFJSBSBDKCKFKTKEBEJDLDOFIDKDJDHDBENSMSKSKSKSKSJDJDJSNRNTNTKDPQPWJSHCHCJDNEBBSJSKC

A drunk guy walks into a car

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

homosexual

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??