- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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