If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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