- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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