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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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