What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Guest what? Dog

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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