- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Ring Ring Hello? Click

XD Jackass.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

The FCC

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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