- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How would you rule?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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