- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Women's Rights.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How would you rule?

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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