- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

hi

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

The GOV and the WHO?

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

This is funny.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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