Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

The Labour Party.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Racial Equality

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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