- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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