I was watching Fox news.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Cripples are lame.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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