A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Who is John Galt?

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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