- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Thats what she said

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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