What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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