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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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