What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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