- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

whats black and strange a paki

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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