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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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