Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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