- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

you give like i give lomain

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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