Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

You sick fiend

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Justin's life

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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