- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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