- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Your so gay, that you like men!

I walk into a bar...

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

mikey is cute

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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