- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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