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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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