What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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