- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

men's rights activists

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Microwave

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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