- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

if you don't like this you're gay

richard is fag

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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