What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Jack Stevens

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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