Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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