How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Chris is hairy

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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