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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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