- Anti Joke

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle