Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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