- Anti Joke

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.