- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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