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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

so how about that irline food

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

I drive a 'rarri

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

- Helen Keller

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

lets bomb africa

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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