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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

richard is fag

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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