- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once did something.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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