- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States