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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.