Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Girls Lacrosse.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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