- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

you will like this because i am black.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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