Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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eat a hot dog

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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