Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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