What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

joke under this line wins _________________________

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Cancer

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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