- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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