Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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The FCC

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Anti Joke

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