What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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