Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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I am very humble.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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