- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

everyone dislike this

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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