I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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