What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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