- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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