- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What is 33 + 1? Penis

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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