Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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THe Election

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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