knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

2 + 2 = 4

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I like the color potato.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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