- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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