A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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