A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Thats what she said

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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