A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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