- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Women's rights

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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