- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Women's rights.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Cripples are lame.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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