What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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when debbie meets downer

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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