- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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