In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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