- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

how much fish could a chicken

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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