- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Connor is homo

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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